sexcape profile for @erku.

[vampirella]

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	» Age: old enough » Species: USER FAILED TO INPUT RESPONSE » A5 Card: Open » Seeking: i want to get laid and preferably by someone that knows what they're doing » Preferences: girls. if you have a dick you better be seriously fucking hot » Interests: you don't care about my interests » Bio: 🖕
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	CARMILLA KARNSTEIN.

Comments

[noneforyou]

I've got a dick. Am I hot enough?

[ Why yes he is confident (and she is free to roast him if she wants) but mostly he's replying because he likes that she's just here for sex in a similar vein to the way he is. ]

un: calamity

[hascomeundone]

Huh. I guess if you filled it out yourself it let you put in what you want.
I ignored this thing and it filled it out for me.

[She is a tad jealous about hiding species there.]

[stripsearch]

sorry i didnt really no wat i was doing

un: carobear

[meticulousity]

OMG I didn't know you liked girls!

[ for someone who grew up with a gay dad, caroline is remarkably bad at realizing when other girls flirt with her. ]

un: guevara

[revvedup]

should've hired you to write my profile.

text; un: desertrose

[dreamofrain]

[ Operator 6O has liked your profile. ]

Hello again, Carmilla! It's me, 6O! I'm just stopping in to give you a like, and wish you good luck!

[vampirella]

eh. you've got pretty hair.

( honestly he probably is pretty enough to fuck. she likes her boys pretty. she'd consider it, ngl, but of course she's not going to be openly complimentary about it. )

can't say i'm into getting stabbed mid fuck, though. or guys so into their daggers they include them in their sex profile and their selfies
compensating for something?

[vampirella]

( she may be a 300 year old grandma but she knows how to mess with a dating app. )

ignorance is never bliss, cutie. take my word for it
you can delete it if you want, but let's be real, the lack of response is more telling than just lying

[vampirella]

give yourself some credit, i thought you did just fine. besides, receiving doesn't require a lot of experience

if you're looking for more active exploration, though, i'm definitely still available

[vampirella]

( she's practically offended... is she completely losing her touch??? has she touched too many dicks here, and it's muddled her pervasive sapphic energy?? ?? ? )

ouch. i pride myself on my lack of subtlety
men are trash. girls are better in every conceivable way. i feel like even dudes generally agree with that

[vampirella]

i've mastered the art of sex apps, cutie
i guess yours is okay but you know this isn't a fitness app, most guys aren't on here looking for races or fights

unless that's supposed to be foreplay suggestions

( she's not judging but it sounds like way too much work when she could just skip to the fun part. )

[vampirella]

( oh look, the cute robot girl she met in the thick of her cat girl episode! what a lovely surprise! )

hey there, cutie. how's the garden?

just a like, though, you get a girl's hopes up

[revvedup]

it worked well enough the first time.

[meticulousity]

Wait were you ever flirting with me??? Why didn't you say something then?

I mean, you aren't wrong. I think where I'm from people tend to stick to what they know, though.

[ no one she knows is into the same sex, her dad aside, but they will date vampires and werewolves. ]

[hascomeundone]

I guess.
I've never done something like this before so I can't really say I understand what people think of it.

Surprised more people aren't afraid, thouh?
Mostly just curious.

[noneforyou]

[ At least he included the dagger and not the sword. Or worse, both. ]

What would I be compensating for?

I want to get the attention of anyone else who likes stabbing during sex. I can take it, too.

I don't need it to be a good fuck though.

[dreamofrain]

It's great! Hold on, lemme send you a video.

[ She links a video tour of her garden, done recently. ]

[vampirella]

i could get into stabbing you, tiger
that said, knife play is a lot more fun if it's more complex than a simple stabbing

[vampirella]

yeah, seems like the human population has either seen worse or thinks it's sexy
weird, but i'm not going to shoot a gift horse in the mouth

( not that she goes out of her way to tell people she's a vampire, either. there's only a couple around that know, and she's happy to keep it that way. )

[vampirella]

a little, but i flirt with everyone. and i mean this in the nicest way possible, you seem pretty straight.

can't say i'm shocked there's not a lot of queer exploration in the south.

[vampirella]

great. let me know if there's ever a second weirdo that needs to punch you before he gets between your legs

[revvedup]

bold of you to assume he's the one who was landing punches.

[vampirella]

pretty. i'm surprised you managed to get so much to flower with such a late start
i've never heard of a lunar tear before. where'd you find that one?

[vampirella]

fair enough. if you're after masochists there's got to be a few more kicking around the island

[hascomeundone]

Both of those so far.

Is it weird that I kind of miss people being afraid of me?