INBOX. ( next night, in the night )

[vampirella]

@ ELVIRA



《 If you expect me to bother, make sure it's worth my time. 》

( text / voice / action )

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you're good haha an easy retcon to do!! TW: coffin of ... blood. . . . lmfao

[vampirella]

( Elvira is 100% not her name. has she made any effort to correct the misunderstanding? so far, none whatsoever. to be fair, Carmilla isn't her name either, so, who really cares? )

fucking fair enough. beacon is about the most boring place i've ever had to be longterm, and i realize you don't know me but that's really saying something

( considering her Maman had her interred for a few decades in a coffin of blood, it takes a lot to be worse than that. at least the constant self-hatred, panic, and terror had kept her busy. )

sweetie, honestly. you're dead. if you can't put back a few carbs, then when can you? you can have a whole one. no, two. just maybe don't eat it all at once, if you've only tried a joint. these tend to be stronger, especially because you can put back half the pan before they kick in.

weed is the slang du jour in the time i'm from, but the terminology changes with the decades. there's probably a good dozen terms now.

[maisel]

Elvira,

Wow, that sounds complicated. I like that deal, though. Would you mind possibly spending some time while I try it? It sounds like it acts differently.

We'll also neet pretzels.

I'm from the 1950s, which it seems everyone else is decidedly not, so I'm trying to keep up with all the important things from the future. Really wishing I paid more attention in school, though.

-Miriam

[vampirella]

( isn't she so giving, promising 2 of an entire pan to the person doing all the work in making them? honestly, she's bowled over by her own generosity. )

1950s? yikes.

i'll stick around, as long as you're not a mom type that slaps hands away from cake batter. i'm not afraid of salmonella in the afterlife.

[maisel]

Elvira,

Only if you wash your hands first.
Deal?

-Midge

(PS I'm hoping that 'yikes' is a good sort of yikes.)

[vampirella]

there are worse decades to live in than 1950s but as someone from 2015, i know what i'd pick

( and this is speaking from experience, because she's lived through the 50s. and that once was enough. )

when are we talking? because i'm willing to eat them as we speak, and apparently this baking thing isn't instantaneous

[maisel]

Elvira,

Don't worry. You'll know.

-Miriam

[ wow that was unintentionally threatening. ]

[vampirella]

oooh, very forceful. not the answer i was hoping for, but great delivery.

( carmilla, stop. )