INBOX. ( erku )

[vampirella]

@ ELVIRA



《 If you expect me to bother, make sure it's worth my time. 》

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( TEXT. ) un: deathpacito | 10/12

[occulti]

hiiiiii
i got something in one of my augur requests that reminds me of you
tell me what you think

vampiregirl.jpg

[vampirella]

usually i'd complain about vampire cliches, but i think this bitch stole that out of my closet

should i be asking why you're using your sex currency on goth dolls?

[occulti]

do you waaaaaant it???
also i'd love to try on a dress like that if you happen to have it here

also also
i asked for halloween decorations
and this came with it

[vampirella]

half my wardrobe is velvet and silk, it's on my card. i'll consider it if i get to raid your closet, too

( because when she's not wearing velvet and silk, she very much likes the bum rocker vibe he's got going on. )

of course. since vampires are the patron saints of halloween
but of course i want her.

[occulti]

cooooooool
you need anything else, mistress?
like
a bite to eat maybe?

_{[ He's just a concerned friend wanting to tend to her needs. Which happen to also be his needs. ]}

[vampirella]

you've got a masochist streak a mile wide, don't you cutie?

( should be she worried about how willing he is to lose his plasma? maybe, but that's not really her thing. )

well, i'm not one to turn down a willing apéritif. sure. your place or mine?

[occulti]

my place is an old church
isn't there some rule about churches being a no-no place for vampires?

honestly i'm surprised i haven't caught on fire for living there

[vampirella]

ugh, gross. why would you do that to yourself?

i'm not above defiling sacred places, but in this instance, i think we should do drinks at my place.

( an old church won't burn her or anything, it's more holy blessed water that would be a problem, but uh... she doesn't quite trust him enough to mention that. )

[occulti]

the acoustics are nice
;)

and the altar makes a nice bed

i have alcohol i can bring buuuuut
it all just tastes like peach schnapps

[vampirella]

i'll give you acoustics but hard pass on sleeping on an altar. that's too ritualistic sacrifice for my liking

( and for personal, undisclosed reasons, she's not into that. )

i don't think i've had peach schnapps since they invented it. and i'm happy to keep it that way
i've got some champagne. maybe i'll let you have some.

[occulti]

a drink for a drink???
that sounds nice

give me directions i'll be over shortly :)

[vampirella]

right? plus it's like having a pop rocks rim on your drink, adds to the fun

( she sends directions, as well as a warning: )

don't worry about the cat. she goes in and out when she wants.

[occulti]

_{[ He's on his way, but he's messaging as he's going: ]}
there's a cat?
what about bats?

_{[ He's making vampire assumptions again. ]}

[vampirella]

that's a little cliche, don't you think?
just a cat. admittedly a black one

are there even bats on this shithole? this place blows so much, even animals don't wanna hang out here