( look, she was pretty sure that brownie mix and handmade were about the same. especially when you were just going to add a bunch of marijuana butter to them to get as high as possible from a single brownie.
she... might have overestimated her stance.
she sends back a message via the tablet, instead of snail mail. not her thing. )
i refuse to admit boxed mix is bad, but i'm not to proud to admit this is better
as much as i appreciate the cheesecake swirl, definitely the dark chocolate with chocolate chunks for the grass application. 100%. do you charge for your baking extravagance, mrs. maisel?
All I'd like is a tiny little slice, maybe half. I've noticed sometimes getting a little crazy can be fun but I can't eat too many carbs without a proper exercise regimen and I've yet to narrow that down, and I've only ever really smoked marijuana from a cigarette.
(Speaking of jazz cigarettes, remind me to tell you about the jazz club me and my friend Lenny Bruce went to, it was a hoot.)
If I'm being honest, which I always try to be, if I don't keep doing something in this town I'm going to think too much about the situation and possibly have a mental break, and I'm not sure where one would find the proper medication to counter that in a little town such as this, so baking it is.
-Miriam
(PS. Do you call it grass? Is that what's popular? How many names for this freaking plant are there?)
( Elvira is 100% not her name. has she made any effort to correct the misunderstanding? so far, none whatsoever. to be fair, Carmilla isn't her name either, so, who really cares? )
fucking fair enough. beacon is about the most boring place i've ever had to be longterm, and i realize you don't know me but that's really saying something
( considering her Maman had her interred for a few decades in a coffin of blood, it takes a lot to be worse than that. at least the constant self-hatred, panic, and terror had kept her busy. )
sweetie, honestly. you're dead. if you can't put back a few carbs, then when can you? you can have a whole one. no, two. just maybe don't eat it all at once, if you've only tried a joint. these tend to be stronger, especially because you can put back half the pan before they kick in.
weed is the slang du jour in the time i'm from, but the terminology changes with the decades. there's probably a good dozen terms now.
Wow, that sounds complicated. I like that deal, though. Would you mind possibly spending some time while I try it? It sounds like it acts differently.
We'll also neet pretzels.
I'm from the 1950s, which it seems everyone else is decidedly not, so I'm trying to keep up with all the important things from the future. Really wishing I paid more attention in school, though.
( isn't she so giving, promising 2 of an entire pan to the person doing all the work in making them? honestly, she's bowled over by her own generosity. )
1950s? yikes.
i'll stick around, as long as you're not a mom type that slaps hands away from cake batter. i'm not afraid of salmonella in the afterlife.
her un is ~elvira on the network, just fyi!!!
Date: 2019-12-31 01:54 am (UTC)she... might have overestimated her stance.
she sends back a message via the tablet, instead of snail mail. not her thing. )
i refuse to admit boxed mix is bad, but i'm not to proud to admit this is better
as much as i appreciate the cheesecake swirl, definitely the dark chocolate with chocolate chunks for the grass application. 100%. do you charge for your baking extravagance, mrs. maisel?
WHOOPS time to retcon :' )
Date: 2020-01-02 10:02 pm (UTC)All I'd like is a tiny little slice, maybe half. I've noticed sometimes getting a little crazy can be fun but I can't eat too many carbs without a proper exercise regimen and I've yet to narrow that down, and I've only ever really smoked marijuana from a cigarette.
(Speaking of jazz cigarettes, remind me to tell you about the jazz club me and my friend Lenny Bruce went to, it was a hoot.)
If I'm being honest, which I always try to be, if I don't keep doing something in this town I'm going to think too much about the situation and possibly have a mental break, and I'm not sure where one would find the proper medication to counter that in a little town such as this, so baking it is.
-Miriam
(PS. Do you call it grass? Is that what's popular? How many names for this freaking plant are there?)
you're good haha an easy retcon to do!! TW: coffin of ... blood. . . . lmfao
Date: 2020-01-06 03:42 am (UTC)fucking fair enough. beacon is about the most boring place i've ever had to be longterm, and i realize you don't know me but that's really saying something
( considering her Maman had her interred for a few decades in a coffin of blood, it takes a lot to be worse than that. at least the constant self-hatred, panic, and terror had kept her busy. )
sweetie, honestly. you're dead. if you can't put back a few carbs, then when can you? you can have a whole one. no, two. just maybe don't eat it all at once, if you've only tried a joint. these tend to be stronger, especially because you can put back half the pan before they kick in.
weed is the slang du jour in the time i'm from, but the terminology changes with the decades. there's probably a good dozen terms now.
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Date: 2020-01-06 10:15 pm (UTC)Wow, that sounds complicated. I like that deal, though. Would you mind possibly spending some time while I try it? It sounds like it acts differently.
We'll also neet pretzels.
I'm from the 1950s, which it seems everyone else is decidedly not, so I'm trying to keep up with all the important things from the future. Really wishing I paid more attention in school, though.
-Miriam
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Date: 2020-01-12 02:48 am (UTC)1950s? yikes.
i'll stick around, as long as you're not a mom type that slaps hands away from cake batter. i'm not afraid of salmonella in the afterlife.
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Date: 2020-01-18 03:38 am (UTC)Only if you wash your hands first.
Deal?
-Midge
(PS I'm hoping that 'yikes' is a good sort of yikes.)
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Date: 2020-01-18 03:49 am (UTC)( and this is speaking from experience, because she's lived through the 50s. and that once was enough. )
when are we talking? because i'm willing to eat them as we speak, and apparently this baking thing isn't instantaneous
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Date: 2020-01-18 10:57 pm (UTC)Don't worry. You'll know.
-Miriam
[ wow that was unintentionally threatening. ]
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Date: 2020-01-19 02:51 am (UTC)( carmilla, stop. )